We’re So Bad At Adventuring is a fantasy comedy audioplay about Thornwick and Bob, two regular guys in a fantasy world full of magic, monsters and hijinx galore! Follow them on their weekly adventurers as they trick people, steal stuff, hide in barrels, and avoid anything resembling being a hero!

 

Season Three is currently live!

Season Three Episodes:

S3. 8 The Room of Finding Out Which One Of You Has the Guts to blow this thing up for good

Angry trees, fiendishly powerful monsters and woodland creatures all threaten to derail Thornwick and Bob from their big, exciting adventure! Special thanks to our good buddy, Nick Choppa, for guest starring in today’s episode. Only 4 episodes left in the season, folks! The Lady Almington eBook is available on Amazon, check it out at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0725Z3KT9

Thornwick and Bob discover the dangers of riddles, head injuries and running around shoe-less in a dungeon in this exciting new episode! Special thanks to Tristin Merriman and Edwin Rivera for guest starring in this episode.

Thornwick and Bob must conquer an unfair puzzle, battle ghosts who steal fingers and party tensions in order to get to the Antechamber of Revitalization! Special thanks to our excellent Fergus, Morgan Jenkins, for starring in our show! You can check out his podcast at http://goinginblindpodcast.com. Special thanks to Edwin Rivera for his contribute as a totally awesome rock monster!

Thornwick and Bob discover the joys of rock slides, then the joys of digging out of several tons of rocks shortly thereafter. There’s also some stuff about endangering the entire world, but that’s not nearly as interesting as rocks. Joining us for nearly 12 seconds of dialogue is our good buddy DM Mitch from the DM’s Block (https://dungeonmasterblock.podbean.com/) as well as our good pal Edwin Rivera. Thanks to everyone for tuning in weekly to these exciting adventures, there is certainly more to come!

Thornwick and Bob get trapped in an infinite plane of lava, meet a plot hook who insist he’s a person and face off against a deadly, corn obsessed monster! This thrilling episode has it all, violence, corn disguises and lava! Joining us as a special guest star is Matthew Parody of Zeroes Talking Heroes, if you love superhero movies and discussions about them, check them out at http://www.zthpodcast.com

Special thanks to our Patreon subscribers who have been supporting us! If you’d like to help support the show and get crazy cool benefits like free ebooks and early access to additional episodes, check out our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3021806

Thornwick and Bob encounter a monster looking for new employment opportunities, tables that go right for the knees and Scinterax, Wizard of the Highest Caliber in this exciting episode of WSBA! Special thanks to our guest star, Tristin Merriman. For more WSBA related hijinks, check us out at www.badadventurers.com

As Thornwick and Bob continue to navigate the terrible dungeon, they must encounter the deadliest thing of all: gargoyles who sass you. The gargoyles also strangle people too, which is also bad. Special thanks to our guest stars in this episode: Mitch and Ian from the Dungeon Master’s Block (https://dungeonmasterblock.podbean.com/) Nick Choppa and of course, Morgan Jenkins from http://goinginblindpodcast.com/ as Fergus the Wizard. If you enjoyed the show, please consider supporting us on patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3021806 for early access to the ENTIRE Third Season!

Thornwick and Bob are back and this time, they’re going to be investigating the Everlorn Dungeon of Pretty Rough Stuff! Join them as they navigate through a deadly, terrifying dungeon armed with only their general incompetence! Special Thanks to our numerous guests: Morgan Jenkins from www.goinginblindpodcast.com, Curtis Anderson, Tristian Merriman and Edwin Rivera.